In response to the whys…….

Why does it have to happen to me?
Because I am made of sterner stuff than I think.

Why do people simply not understand?
Because it is my job to make myself understood. I obviously need to try harder.

Why do I like khaki?
Because to me, it personifies discipline, dignity and organization.

Why is it extremely important to be courteous to those from whom you have no benefit?
Because you are going to be in their place more often than you think.

Why is it that opportunities for sleaze and slander come my way?
Because I will speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth. To test me, so that I don’t make hay while the sun shines there.